A St Lucian Fireman

A St Lucian fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife “y”know sumthing, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station…

Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets

Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole

Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we’s ready to go

From now on when I says “Bell One” me want you to strip naked. When I says “Bell two” you jump on de bed. When I says “Bell three” we’s gonna make love all tru de night.

The next night he came home and shouted Bell one and she stripped naked Bell two and she jumped on the bed Bell three and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out Bell four!

An what de hell is bell four? The fireman yelled. She replied “Roll out more hose man, roll out more hose. You aint nowhere near de fire!”

 A Bajan at the Gates of Heaven

St Peter: You have to answer three questions before I can let you in.

Bajan: No problem, skippah!!

St Peter: Which two days of the week begin with the letter “t”? Bajan: Today and tomorrow St Peter: Well, that wasn’t quite the answer I was looking for, but I will give you the second question. How many seconds are there in a year? Bajan: Twelve St Peter: How did you arrive at that number? Bajan: Easy man… 2nd of January, 2nd of February, 2nd of March, 2nd of…

By now St Peter is getting exasperated with this foolish Bajan. St Peter: Final question now. What is the name of our Lord and Saviour? Bajan: Andy

St Peter: Andy? Andy?!! Where did you learn that? Bajan: In church man. Every time me go fi church, me hear dem sing: “Andy walk with me, Andy talk with me, Andy tell me he love me…”

 A Trini who wants his Chicken

A man walked into a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Trinidad and passed out on the floor.

People gathered around to help him by fanning and doing everything they could to help him regain consciousness. Someone peeled an orange and started squeezing the juice into his mouth, whereupon the man suddenly came back to life and pushed the person away yelling...

Look man! If me did want orange me woulda fall down in de supermarket.

You remind me of...

Winston: Every time I see you I remember Danny.

Trevor: I don't look like he, no way. Why you got to remember that bum?

Winston: He too owe me money.